guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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