Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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