stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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