I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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