You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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