Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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