Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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