my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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