Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have already put on my inside pants.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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