we have officially lost it.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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