whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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