He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She's the barista slut.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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