You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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