Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
id be glad to
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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