WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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