vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I FOUND THE LEGS
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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