Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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