Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
