How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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