Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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