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listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
its not stalking. its research.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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