I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All I want is dick and wine.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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