youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
