You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
