I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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