Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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