Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wish life had little blips of pornography
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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