Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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