And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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