Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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