you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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