Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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