sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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