Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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