are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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