They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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