i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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