Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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