I wannas sexs uuuuu
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm like, not good at living.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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