dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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