I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
