It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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