Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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