just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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