wat bout pragnant strippers??
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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