Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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