so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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