I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have post one night stand depression
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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