Can Purell be used as lube?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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