Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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