she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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