You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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