i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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