Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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